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Bad dates
I went on a second date, to a murder mystery dinner where people in the audience get small parts to speak. Before the show, we were outside while she smoked. Talking politics to others, she said, "the Dixie Chicks are just entertainers. The have no right to criticize the president." (Excuse me, every citizen has the right to criticize the president).
Then she got a small part in the play. One line. When it was time for her to say her line, she was again outside smoking and talking on the phone to her adult son, who lives with her. Guess she couldn't keep the conversation until she got home.
Most embarrassing thing, the dinner was at a winery where I worked as a cellar rat (works free for wine & knowledge) and had been to multiple mystery dinners so I knew the guy who did the mysteries.
Then on the way home, she let a quiet but really smelly fart. Didn't even roll down the car window.
LAST DATE WITH HER
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