Originally Posted by PR_Tom

I shot a load once that landed on the lightbulb of the lamp on my head board, busting the bulb into shards that landed all over including in my girlfriends hair and on the waterbed.

It was a hell of a thing to extricate myself carefully in the dark, ask her not to move, and go get the main light turned on to clean that mess up without her or the bed getting punctured.