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Old 07-19-2012, 02:06 PM  
kane
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Originally Posted by Scott McD View Post
We had to move into an apartment last week because our house got flooded, and on Sunday morning we got woken up with the couple above us fucking hard at 8am.

It went on for ages. I actually laughed every time it got faster, and when i could hear the moans of the chick.

I'm now curious as hell to find out what she looks like. I know who the dude is because he introduced himself yesterday as he thought we had moved in here permanently. I wanna see the chick though so i can basically say "i've heard you scream while getting drilled you dirty slut"
Long ago I moved into an apartment and about a week after moving in one afternoon I hear this strange noise. I walk around the place trying to figure out what it was and then I hear the girl who lives below me cry you, "Fuck me harder!" I started laughing. It turns out she was seeing 2 guys at once and they didn't know about each other until one night when they both showed up at the same time. It was a little like living above the Jerry Springer Show.
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