Originally Posted by sperbonzo

My grandfather told me this one a few years before he passed away.: It's better in person with the accents, but still...



So a Rabbi is walking down the beach in Israel, and he comes across an old lamp half buried in the sand. "Hey", he thinks, "this will be worth a few scheckles!" He picks it up and starts rubbing the sand off and a genie appears.


The genie says, "Hey! What you get here is one wish! I'm a jewish genie so you only get one, and you can't wish for any more wishes!"


The Rabbi thinks, then brings out a map of the middle east. "Ok, what I want, I want peace in the middle east. Peace with egypt and syria and lebanon and Iran and everybody!"


The genie snatches the map out of his hand and starts looking at it. He twists it this way and that, and strokes his chin, and finally says. "You know what? I can't do this. This has been going on for thousands of years.... God himself cannot fix this problem! It's just too big for me. I'm sorry, but you need to choose another wish."


Ths rabbi thinks and thinks and thinks, and finally he smiles.

"Ok. I got it! What I want, I want you to get my wife to give me a blowjob!"











The genie says. "Wait a second, let me see that map again...."





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