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Old 07-31-2012, 04:33 PM  
garce
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Originally Posted by Elli View Post
looks like real video, wow. I don't know, I would be running pretty quickly after the first ghost! None of this easy walking business
Yes, Elli, its a "real" (and quite relevant to the point you missed) video. I am now working under the assumption that you are so stupid and arrogant - and so self-confident - that you actually believe that drooling herds of GFY ass-kissers will line up to defend your aging, irrelevant ass.

You're probably right... You now have about 47,000 fake nicks lining up to defend you - all for a basic acknowledgement (Elli! Remember when? I LOVE YOU ELLIE!!! I saw your tits once...) [I edited out the rest of this because I got bored and mean...]

Alas, Google prefers to promote media sites that hype Slender (Youtube FTW!) over the actual, real site that hosts the actual real product. Much like how tube sites and fake "dating" sites get higher rankings than the actual, real, money-spending, product-providing sites that they steal from. You work for whom? I don't quite recall...

I'm digressing here... Sorry. Not really...

Social media ABOUT a product is now more important than the physical (or virtual) product ITSELF. Google puts more importance on people talking about what you've made, than the fact that you actually made, well, anything.

Elli (or however the fuck you spell your fake name), irrelevance is as irrelevance does... and you do be irrelevant. I saw your glorious, freckled tits ten years ago. It scares me to think about them now.

[Personal attack alert! Ban me while I don't care!]

This is what GFY is now. Idiots (myself included) shitting out of their mouths. South Park nailed it about 40 years after Marshall McLuhan. The medium is the message. The medium is now irrelvant. The message is dead.

So, back to whatever the fuck I was talking about:

I get every irrelevant site BUT the actual download link when I search for "Slender".

slender
slender man game
slender horror game
slender man game download
slender download free horror game (its sixth after a bunch of useless Youtube videos for this one! Good guess me!)
Please, Google, may I have a download link to the popular horror game "Slender"?
I would like to download Slender
Where can I download "Slender"?
I would like to download the free horror video game called "Slender"
Fuck you, Google, suck a dick!

Oh wait, that one returned a result: http://slender.en.softonic.com/

Yes, Elli, we all know that was a "real life" video and not the actual game itself. Sadly, Google doesn't...

[Another edit - for the Steve Vai fans who caught the "Light Without Heat" reference...]



Buh bye!
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