So I'm visiting in Lexington, Ky ... Renting a nice furnished ranch house in the country because my old dog can't do stairs or hotels. A tornado warning goes off and I carry the hound down to the basement then go back upstairs to watch tv. After a few minutes I think what if a tornado does hit and everyone says "if only that dumbass was as smart as his dog he'd still be alive" So I spent a boring 30 -45 minutes in the basement.
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