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Yeah sure - let me share mine:
1. To receive a happy ending massage in Bangkok from a healthy female over 21 years old masseur ?
2. To get a blow job from a grateful mom, while dressed as Santa behind the stage - while her husband is waiting with the kids for her to get back, and when they ask : Hon, whats with the white drops on your face and mouth?
- Ah nothing, just Santa spilled his milk all over my face - what a clumsy old man! He was shaking like electrician who grabbed wrong cable!
3. In swimming pool to have sex with woman, while people around are walking without suspecting - but the point is to have the girl screaming of pleasure loudly. Yeah - that's the tricky part. Not the pleasure, but the people not to suspect .
4. To get a cute dog, cat and start walking with it in park. The point is the dog/cat should be greased with aphrodisiac and when girls come and pet it, they should be just ready for lo-o-o-ve! The tricky part here should be to avoid dudes who love animals.
5. To invite my sister in law, and to offer her coffee. The point here is to put some sleeping pills in it. Then my desire is to pull out her sexy panties.... mmmmmmm.
Then I will pull the welt of them panties... and will make a sling so I can shoot at the pigeons... I hate them birds! /I think it's too dark, not sure if shooting at birds is legal everywhere/
Okay these are mine.
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