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There is this book called The Fermata by Nicholson Baker that is about a guy who suddenly gets the power to stop time. Instead of doing as most of us would and using this power to make loads of money, he uses it to live out his every sexual desire.
One of these desires features a woman that lives next door to him. She has a riding lawnmower and is out there ever week mowing the lawn in a bikini. So he stops time, pulls her off the mower, slides a big dildo inside her then sits her back down on the mower. He gets just out of sight and starts time again. The woman doesn't know what happened. One second she is mowing, the next she has a massive dildo stretching her pussy out.
I want to do that exact same thing to this douchbag guy who rides his lawnmower up and down the street all the time. He thinks because it is a quiet street he can use it as a car, but he drives in the middle of the street and if you get behind him, he won't pull over and let you pass, you just have to wait him out. It is annoying as hell. I would love to see that bastard driving down the road then in the blink of a eye he suddenly has a fat dildo balls deep in his ass.
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