Originally Posted by Phoenix

get in shape...if you are over weight or lazy....then start fast walking every morning at 6am.
Kids require constant attention for the first few years. It is a lot of work.

I actually think we should be having kids around 18-22 years old, so we have full energy for them. Although this would require a better family unit then north americans usually have. You would need to live with the grandparents, or great grandparents so they could watch the babies, and allow the younger people time to still enjoy themselves.

Anyway...get some sleep, you will need it..lol

Originally Posted by L-Pink

First you're gonna have to find a uterus.

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Only thing I had to to do make babies was fuck. We made three of them in three years doing it the old fashioned way.

Originally Posted by campimp

^^ THIS


i prefer to lay the open one on top of my son before i even yank the old diaper all the way off. don't worry, once you get sprayed a couple times (assuming its a boy) you will figure it out

tip #2: make sure to always dry the ears as much as possible after baths

Originally Posted by spazlabz

I employed the 'juke technique', that is pulling the tabs on the side of the diaper, lifting the front just enough for air to hit the necessary location and when the hydraulics commenced quickly lower the front back into its original combat position until the attack subsided

'once you get sprayed a couple of times'? You, the area around where you're changing him, the walls, the ceiling, some shrubs outside, in the crawlspace pretty much anyplace within the flight diameter of a remote controlled aircraft can get soaked if you're not careful

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx

On point except for the last part.

Forget sleep.

Originally Posted by twerktube

Babies like cheese. Lots of it. Stock pile that shit bro!