Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Get in shape. Babies keep you moving, and it's more fun if you are in shape.
Buy and read these books:
"What to Expect When You're Expecting",

"What to Expect the First Year".

and "Super Baby Food", (You should be making all of the babies food for them, no need for jar food).
Don't bother to buy clothes for the baby. Family and friends will provide plenty, and the baby will grow out of half of them before you even have a chance to put them on it.
Get plenty of diapers, plenty of wipes, and plenty of burpy cloths. You'll go through those faster than you can dream is possible.


Start reading to the baby in the womb, and keep it up once they are born.

Leave the damn TV off for the first year at least. Later, when they do watch, make sure you are with them and talking to them about what they are watching. Interact, don't just let them stare at it passively. Many studies link this to ADD later on in life.

See plenty of movies now, you won't be going to a movie theater any time soon.


Relax and have a great time! They require more attention than you can imagine, but they are also the most fun you can have in life.
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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Stay out of the room when the baby is being born, if you stay you will never look at that pussy the same again.

Originally Posted by PornerBros

Make more money, and prepare for Alimony

Originally Posted by Spunky

Buy earplugs and make a lot more money

Originally Posted by O MARINA

Um blood tests for both male and female? Go see doctor??
pre-natal supplement called "Folic Acid"
http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/fn-an/pubs/nu...folate-eng.php

Originally Posted by Tam

DO NOT PREPARE ANYTHING. that is my best advice.

Anything you prepare isn't going to be the right thing for YOUR baby and isn't going to do you much good even if it is, they are all so vastly different.

If you want to prepare anything, prepare to have your heart broken at least a million times by the time you get old and gray, because that is the one thing that you are going to get no matter what kind of baby you have. lol

Be prepared to love it, feed it, treat it like a human being and not an ornament, never ever ever let it go to sleep one single night without giving it a big hug and let it know you are there no matter what kind of fucked up shit they decided to do to you that day, let them know always that you love them.

Spent TIME with them, that's all they really and truly want outside of food, your time and your heart... give it your time and your heart and the rest will fall right into place as it should.

I have raised 4 kids (2 boys and 2 girls) and this is my very best advice I can give you.

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i still have my 1st ever used diaper in a box...
I take it out and play with it sometimes...

Originally Posted by thehand

Get lots of sleep now, because you wont get any for the first 3 years.

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

Dont wear a condom