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Originally Posted by xinyonghu
Hi.everyone. we want to have a baby. and I want to know somethings before having a baby. cut out smoking and drinking? doing physical exercises? Do you have this experience? 
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You're Chinese, right? If your new child is female, drown it, fuck your "wife" again, and hope for better luck next time. If you have a boy, make him do all the work that you don't want to do when he hts four years old.
If you DO NOT want to kill your daughter (a stupid decision if you're Chinese), send her off to sew jeans for Levi-Strauss once she hits twelve. You'll never see her again, and I'll be able to buy affordable - yet fashionable - casual pants. THEN you can fuck your "wife" again and hope for a boy.