LOL you just can't make this shit up..
This guy is out drinking with friends on jet skis. He gets separated from his buddies and his jet ski breaks down. He swims 3 miles at night climbs a 8 foot security fence and manages to get past a multi million dollar security system at JFK airport. Makes it across the run ways to a terminal to get help but gets arrested for criminal trespass.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57491856/stranded-jet-skier-breaches-jfks-$100m-security/?tag=stack
Sorry that you were just trying to save your self.. next time follow the rules..

