Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves

Okay, I have a butch lesbian friend who in one of our drinking binges told me that she likes eating pussy while her lover has a period. Her reasoning, as flawed as it could be, is that gay men swallow cum. I said to her cum is different from menstruation. Menstruation is like feces and piss. Cum is not. I think she still goes down on women. She has developed a taste for it. God bless her lesbian soul.

All this talk about menstruation reminded me one time when I was in Brooklyn, NY fifteen years ago. I encountered a wino crouching on a garbage bag. He was an old man and he looked homeless. I took pity on the man and approached him. I was about to reach a fiver his way when I noticed that there was a string sticking out of his mouth and he was chewing on something. His lips were somewhat the color of Strawberry Kool-Aid, but there was brown saliva dripping down his chin. When he took my money, he gave me a toothless grin and I saw a small brownish red tube in his mouth. I realized he had been masticating on a used tampon.