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Old 08-18-2012, 06:06 PM  
ErectMedia
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Pick a good neighborhood and you can make some coin. Years ago I worked part time at Pizza Hut and at a classier Italian restaurant while holding a full time job as well. Less tips at Pizza Hut but only 2 drivers so non stop action. Classier Italian joint better tips but more drivers so less deliveries. At either place part time on a friday/saturday night could make $80-$150 cash and of course I reported it all

Today I stay in hotels anywhere from 2-8 times a month and if I order food even if the bill says $4-$5+ delivery fee I still tip $5-$7 bucks as I remember the days of doing it myself.

Best one I remember I brought 10 pizzas to a sports bar and they had a party room downstairs rented. Walk in and 2 strippers oiled up going to town. Dude spots me and says sorry didn't notice ya and I said no hurry enjoying the show, threw me $50.

Remember another one where a chick asked me if it was hot. She smiled like the little 18-21 year old whore she was opened the box stuck her finger in and said you only get a tip if it's hot. I said oh it's always hot. Was cautious as didn't wanna get in trouble but now that i look back considering was just a part time gig should have gave her the pole.

Delivered to a fuck motel. 300+ guy answers the door naked. I'm like oh hell no, starts laughing says she dared me to do it. Look over to the bed and smokin hottie butt naked assuming an escort. He tips me and I go gonna need more for therapy.

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