Originally Posted by sperbonzo

In order to eliminate all possibility of positive results in a follicular drug test you must eliminate all follicles.

First: Douse your entire body with Ronson lighter fluid.

Second: Ignite yourself.

Third: Allow plenty of time for full thickness burns to occur over the entirety of the coverage area.

Fourth: Submit test samples.


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Originally Posted by Brian837

easy, just wear a wig