Now this would not come off as something very sexual haha
"Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen frothing from my puckered brown eye and all over my hairy goblet. My throat was so full of greasy slimelight and cock custard, the ectoplasm was dripping down my chin and onto my breasticles. When he removed his wensleydale wand from my chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the sewer trout off his love lollipop. He munched on my velcro triangle, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. The mixture of sewer trout and love mayonnaise in my fudge factory created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of."
Or maybe sex between 2 homeless people. lol
