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Old 09-03-2012, 05:00 PM  
SilentKnight
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My uncle had a massive heart attack after he decided to get healthy. He used to eat fast food on a regular basis and drink beer. As it turns out, the beer elimination actually brought on the heart attack. His arteries were clogged, but drinking beer every day thinned his blood so it could still pass through the blockages. Once he stopped the beer, his blood thickened, and then boom, massive heart attack.

So kids, remember to keep drinking beer.
I had a dozen last night - just to ward off any heart attacks.

Good to go.

RIP Michael Duncan. Remembering his iconic John Coffey role in The Green Mile.
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