I *
used* to like her.. But not anymore.
She turned up at my house, unannounced the other night, and insisted on smoking. She refused to use an ashtray, and made a mess of my carpets.
Then, when I took a toilet break, she stole my chair, grabbed the remote control, and kept changing channels...
I said 'Sorry Katy, but enough is enough... I'm gonna have to ask you to leave' and I kicked her out...
