Ahhhhhh just kidding. Fuck that noise, if my sucka ass company is paying me to go to Europe, I could give a fuck about porn. I wanna get hammered, see some sights, blaze some weed, get an STD in the Red Light and live it up for a few days.
BUT I do need to pretend that I did some work and I'll have the company plastic on me, so anyone who gives me their business card gets a free drink and we can pretend to "talk shop" while we wait for our orders.
Keep an eye out for the name tag, folks. I'll be in my "office" -
