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Old 10-02-2012, 06:45 PM  
kane
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Here's what will happen.

The moderator will ask good questions.

Obama will provide good answers.

Romney will offer shit, stuffed with talking points and zingers (see http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...elections-2012)

Obama won't zing back. He'll just stand there letting the facts speak for themselves, keeping his composure.

Romney will sweat bullets all night. He will probably have the shits, worried about any squeakers that may be picked up by the microphones.

After its over Fox News and the Gop will congratulate him on the supposed beat-down. He'll go home, kick the help around for some stress relief, go to bed still sweating, worried, unsure. Sleep will not come to him for some time.

Obama will go home, give his wife Michele a President-Kennedy-quality shag, share a blunt and pass out, happy as fuck.

Obama 2012!
It would be priceless to hear Obama say, "Thanks for coming everyone, I'm going to head back to the hotel, hit a bowl, tap the first lady and pass out."
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