This made me lol...
http://gawker.com/5945962/heres-the-...-to-be-amazing
Whenever a business has to focus on "but we have better service!" you know its days are numbered. All the small "mom & pop" stores used to try that angle against the onslaught of large retailers, and it didn't work.
God it must SUCK ASS to have to work for a pathetic company like Target.