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Soon there will be no commerce stores left because of the Internet, they will all be hubs for online distributors like Amazon. You can see it now, just look around even at your local mall. What happened to Borders, Circuit City and that shady porn store that used to sell "tobacco" pipes?
THEY ARE ALL GONE!!!
Why? Because of the devil know as "the Internet!" Everyone is suffering because of this Intenet thing, look around! Gas prices have doubled because people aren't driving, they're working from home, shopping at home and even ordering hookers... at home!
Rumor has it that electric and ISP companies, as well as popular sites like facebook and 8thStLatinas.com are teaming up to find a way to charge people for this virtual crack they call the web. In 2013 electric rates will triple and you will be charged $.25 for every like on Facebook! Better think twice before you comment on the picture of that cute kitten, it could cost you up to $5!
No more "gold" in the Middle East because no one cares or uses oil anymore, it's all about copper conductors. Soon electricity and bandwidth will go on the black market, I've already been hoarding bandwidth for months now, saving it in zip lock bags and old shoes... this will be the new currency!
There is a cycle to every aspect of life, but the Internet tuned this once perfect circle into a straight line that points profits to one direction! Soon there will be no use for industry workers, steel and other precious medials like candy corn will all be made online and shipped world wide, two day express for $3.95 with a prime account!
We are all fucked, just you watch. This time next year you will be sucking the webs out of your neighbors Ethernet cable while they are taking a shower just so you can read the reviews about last nights American Ideal!
Be warned...
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