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Originally Posted by Dirty F
Fuck it, i'm gonna do something with this as well. There's shitloads of dumb people with too much money who believe in this stuff. And who am i to tell them no, you can't. I'll actually help them a bit.
There must a huge market out there.
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Man, shitload of good domains are already taken BUT barely ANY site built so far. This is a good new territory imo, I already asked them if WL is an option..
And the dudes on the site.. Man...hilarious! Parallel to the adult cams but completely different and FUNNY shit/service they offer.
Random copypaste from here:
http://www.oranum.com/psychics/LOVEPSYCHIC9/chat
THIS GUY COSTS 4.99 Per Minute!!!!!!!!!!!
His features are:
Helped on: 3902 People [LOL WTF!!!?!?!?!?!]
"~ONE OF ORANUMS VERY BEST ~ TREMENDOUS FEEDBACKS ~ 3800+ CLIENTS. TOP RATED+5 STARS~Extremely Accurate~What the future holds for you?TRUE TIMEFRAMES*~.FIVE STARS TOP RATED~Trusted Medium***Please see my clients testimonials.Oranum#1 Master Love Psychic.THE MOST ACCURATE PSYCHICS on ORANUM**TOP Love & Relationship Specialist*BLUNT,TRUTHFUL and to the point*CALL ME FOR THE TRUTH NOW. I will not tell you what you want to hear but tell you what you need to hear. Loving,caring,Fast & Compassionate.Accurate, Clear & detailed Answers & Guidance. Let me bring the clarity into your situation.I directly connect to your spirits.I can see your past,present and future.No false hope is given here.Love & Life Coach~Medium~Certified Tarot Reader*~*25yrs experience
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(My clients are the witness of my EXTREME ACCURACY)Accurate~Accurate~100%Extremely Accurate)
=================================(AREAS OF EXPERTISE)=======================================
~*Love
~*Relationship
~*Soulmates/TwinFlames
~*Gay/Lesbian
~*Breakups
~*Cheating
~*Divorce
~*Reunion
~*Sex & intimacy
~*Infidelity
~*Pregnancy
~*Career
~*Finance
~*Past,Present,Future
~*Health
~*All the Aspects of Life
====================================(My SPECIAL ABILITIES)====================================
*3rd Generation Natural born psychic
*Clairvoyant - Ability to see(Objects,Images,Signs,symbols,events)
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*Psychic Medium
*Extra Sensory Powers
*Certified Tarot Reading
*Reiki Healer Level ii
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*Spirits Guided (Talks to spirits to ensure Accuracy)
*Remote Viewing
*Dr. of Divinity
*Master in Aura Cleansing
*Relationship Healing
*Chakra Balancing
*Timeframe Specialist
*Professional,Intuitive and Angels Guided Channeler
======================================(DEGREES)=== =========================================
~*~Professional Relationship Healer
~*~Certified Tarot Reader
~*~Genuine Remote Viewer
~*~Master Clairvoyant
~*~Certified member of Astro Research Institution
~*~Relationship Counselor
~*~Spiritual Counselor
~*~Past Life Reader
~*~Reiki Healing Master
~*~Professional Certified remote Viewer
~*~Certified Theta Healer/Holistic Healer
~*~Akashic Record reading
~*~Picture Reader
~*~Angelic & Spirits Guided Channeller
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~*~Life Coach/Career Coach
~*~Manifesting Teacher
~*~Powerful Aura Cleansing & Chakra Balancer
============================= (Your Important questions/Core Issues)==============================
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5- Will you get back together and when?
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7- When will you find your job?
I will provide you the detailed,truthful,honest and accurate answers to your important and specific questions. All the readings will be kept CONFIDENTIAL.
=====================(MY TESTIMONIALS ARE THE PROOF OF MY ACCURACY WHY I AM THE BEST)======================
I make BOLD,SPECIFIC PREDICTIONS & stand by them because they almost ALWAYS HAPPEN. My testimonials are the great proof of my ASTOUNDING ACCURACY.
==================================(MY EXPERT SERVICES)====================================
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=============================(EXPERIENCE & QUALIFICATION)===================================
I am Master in Visionary Psychic having spirits as my guides.I am a natural born gifted 3rd generation and professional Psychic,Clairvoyant,Clairsentient,Astrologer,Certi fied Tarot Reader, Spiritual Healer,Expert in Numerology, Spell casting and Aura Cleansing. My clients are different celebrities,producers,writers,industrialists and the people from different professions in all over the world. I can provide you the names,details & Time Frames for all concerns of your life for future.I have helped thousands of people spiritually to get their happiness and real peace of mind especially bringing their soulmates back. I am serving in all over the world for 25 years and handling all the matters of Heart,career and the other problems of life,etc.... Thousands people are now spending a successful life after having my spiritual prediction, healing and guidance. I am an expert over different famous networks with 25 years experience of giving professional Psychic Spiritual readings, and a lifetime of natural-born psychic gift.My relationship advice comes just right in to the picture. They come like magical powers, with a dashing helping hand to pick you up from the shattered pieces and redirection is the key word. While the pain still exists and jealousy is, but inevitable advices are great to hold you just right before falling down in a dark pit and be hopeless. I can quickly, easily and comfortable move into one?s situation. Let me help you see the options/alternatives you have, and the best route to take to get to where you want to be! Whether it is a relationship, career and financial advice or any other mater of routine life.My readings are not always what you want to hear but they are what you need to know! With 25 years experience of working with many people near and far I have shown many the right pathway, goal of life, the correct soul mate and the direction to their truest happiness. I will tell you with utmost honesty and my best accuracy.
=============================(Your Private Reading will help you)==============================
*To remove your confusion after getting clarity.
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================================================== ========================================
~Loving,caring & compassionate.
~No false hopes are given,no fairy tale.
I make BOLD,SPECIFIC PREDICTIONS & stand by them because they almost ALWAYS HAPPEN.
NOTE:- I will tell you the TRUTH only either it is good or bad. So please be ready to accept the truth open heartedly. "
This Is Fucking UNREAL
Aura Cleansing.... LOL WTFFFFF! :D I want TWO!!! :D