10-06-2012, 02:21 PM
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Marketing & Strategy
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Former nomad
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tjeezers
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"
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I got kicked out of pre-school for telling that one.
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