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Old 10-08-2012, 11:48 AM  
SilentKnight
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Originally Posted by Harmon View Post
Fat titty milk is a good choice. I actually seek out pregnant women, hand them a fifty, slam half of a bottle of Kahlua, use their fat, milk filled jugs for a chaser, and then proceed to put a dent in their unborn child's forehead as I pound their whore mother into the back of a concrete walll. Then they proceed to recycle my DNA via their mouths, only to infuse it into their fetal alcohol syndrome baby's tummy a la umbilical cord
Haven't seen a Hallmark card for that occasion yet.
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