I posted this in another thread and my buddy told me it should have a thread just for this.
Well one fine night a few months ago I get woke up by the bed shaking like a 9.9 but in Florida I do not think it is possible. I hear my GF saying she won the powerball. It is like 2am.
I am kinda excited but thinking she is fucking with me at the same time. She was so thrilled though. More so then I have ever seen. I look at the ticket and she says for the 50th time I got the powerball. Just to make sure I confirm she got the other numbers too and she says no I just got the powerball. I told her there are only 50 something numbers and I could buy 50 tickets and get just the power ball every single time. Her excitement left her body as she asked what she won. I said 3 bucks.
It is a good thing she is so fucking hot because she has nothing else going for her at all

So yeah she "got" the powerball but if that is the only number you get ya might get 3 bucks. Yes she is a natural blonde too Sorry Jenn you had this coming