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Originally Posted by Mutt
Dear Science,
Congrats on your latest marvelous achievement. I created the sky and the earth to be explored and enjoyed. Einstein asked me to send his regards.
Yours, God
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Dear God,
So you're still going on and on about how you created it all, huh? It seems you are still a delusional child, thus we will extend your exile from ZOBARD827 for another 100 trillion years.
We're leaving some meds for you under the dark side of the moon (Earth's moon). Please take them and we'll check in with you when time is up.
Oh, we almost forgot. There is some whack job running around on planet Earth called Johnny Clips. Please do something about this fool, he's onto us and trying to expose everything. If he awakens the slaves, it will undermine everything we've been working towards. You know how much we hate to meddle with Earth's weather, but a giant tornado would be a good way to handle him.
Please get your head straight. Your mum misses you terribly.
Regards,
The Lizard People