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Originally Posted by Mutt
Dear Science,
Congrats on your latest marvelous achievement. I created the sky and the earth to be explored and enjoyed. Einstein asked me to send his regards.
Yours, God
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Dear Religion,
Maybe you didn't hear me about the girl who got shot in the head for wanting to go to school? The sky and the earth are nice and have been for 20 and 4 billion years respectively but there are things going on now and you need to stop coasting. I hope you enjoyed the nap.
Sincerely,
Science