Being a girl, I guess I could answer "Angelina Jolie" to this question. She's SO fucking hot! I hear she's crazy, but what doesn't kill us only makes us stronger, right Billy Bob?
As for guys that I am embarrassed to admit I'd do (if I were single)?
John Popper (Mmm, he's a big cuddly Pooh Bear!)
Weird Al (I love to hear him sing about Star Wars! Plus, I love nerds.)
Michael Clark Duncan (OMG, that man is so HUGE! He could pick me up, throw me down and tell me, "Bitch shut yo mouth and spread dem legs!" YES SIR!)