[QUOTE=Far-L;19181828]Are you officially in porn?
Let's review against the qualifications checklist, shall we?
1. Shot a "spec" scene for a big time "producer" that promised to pay if you proved you "know what to do".
2. Sold a membership to a program that is either owned by Manwin or about to be purchased by Manwin, or was bought by Manwin and discarded to the wasteland of under-performance purgatory.
3. Launched a website but had to shut it down due to any of the following, webmaster quit and took the day job at McD, host shut you down due to inappropriate content involving things that would get you incarcerated in over 30 countries, friends and family found out and demand that you quit "doing porn", and or you realize it is actually going to involve work.
4. You realize it is actually going to involve work and still decide to continue against great odds of failing because the world definitely has some people that will still pay for seeing... just... one more... naked... gaping... dripping... freshly fucked snatch.
Good one
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