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Old 10-21-2012, 03:53 AM  
DamianJ
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Who is Paul Markham and what does he do for a living?

We know this:

He left school at 15 with no qualifications and was sacked from a variety of jobs such as pattern cutter, chair salesman, cook and internet groomer.

In the UK in the 70s he broke the law, and made some money because he was prepared to work illegally making porn. He went to prison for this. Whatever money he made he spent on whores or drugs, I imagine.

He then fled the UK after allegedly attacking his assistant. She had 3 very rough brothers who wanted to kill Paul so he left.

He has a penchant for young girls.

So, he went to an area of the world where there are loads of financially desperate young girls. He paid them a pittance, shot them naked and tried to have sex with them afterwards. Some let him through fear.

He lives on immigrant handouts from a foreign government. His paid for wife is made to go and work a minimum wage to pay the rent.

He is too ashamed of his shack to post a picture of the front of it.

He lies about everything.

So, who is Paul Markham?

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