All kidding aside, I just want to remind everybody that the most important thing about this auction is that it is for charity. It is to ensure that millions of birds survive this coming winter which is projected to be a 1,000 year winter (meaning there ain't been a winter this fucking cold in the past 1000 years).
Without additional food resources thousands of entire species of birds could be completely wiped out in the coming predicted mini-ice age.
So, you know what you should do, so get on into the auction thread and bid that sucker up
It will make you feel all sorts of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, guaranteed
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