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Originally Posted by TampaToker
CRAZY MORMON BELIEFS:
1. Jesus Christ is Satan's brother.
2. God lives on a planet called "Kolob."
3. Jesus is married to a goddess wife.
4. Jesus has children from his wife or wives.
5. The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
6. Blacks could NOT get into Heaven pre- 1978.
7. Mormons baptize dead people.
8. Mormons will become gods.
9. Mormons get their own personal planet after death
10. Mormons are the real Christians
11. Mormons wear magic underwear and never take them off unless bathing.
12. It is a sin to drink caffeine. (Coffee, Coke, Pepsi)
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I know, right, they take good old common sense stuff like this, slap a label on it, and suddenly they "own" it. Any idiot knows that all the above is absolutely true just from life!