Shotsie

Holy shit, does that dude with the pink hair have micropenis?! He does. I can't imagine the level of security you have to have with your body to be able to walk around nude in public with micropenis. That is the only thing anybody who came in contact with him that day, or saw these pictures will ever remember about him. Pink hair guy has micropenis. There are a lot of other things about him worthy of note, but for now, let me just state this again: pink hair guy has micropenis. The person with micropenis is to a man, like, if you lived in Philadelphia in 1992 at the height of the Uncle Eddie scandal, and there was a kid who actually sold Uncle Eddie a pair of his shitty underwear, or let him suck them off - or if you knew this kid, or knew someone who knew this kid, he became a whispered legend who touched off some deep horror that made your hair stand up on end. To hear about an actual person with micropenis is one thing, to actually go out and publically advertise it in the city streets is quite another. Every woman that guy knows, when describing him now will actually crook her thumb to give you a visual aid about the size of this man’s penis, bending it at a 90 degree angle to make very clear that it was not the length and girth of her entire thumb in its fully erect state, just the second digit. Pink hair guy has micropenis. He is a complex character in many ways but in my mind no nuance of his being will be attributed to anything but micropenis.