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Old 11-02-2012, 04:25 AM  
CurrentlySober
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New Masturbation Technique, I have JUST DISCOVERED! (Europeans ONLY...)

For this to work... You need a foreskin ! SORRY USA DUDES !!

Its EASY...




3 Steps!!!




HOT ORGASM !!!




1) Goto Kitchen - FIND COCKROACH!





2) RETRACT FORESKIN, introduce cockroach at bell end...




3) Allow CockRoach to CIRCLE TIP OF PENIS while trying to escape... (YOU WILL HAVE PULLED UP, & PINCHED FORESKIN CLOSED AT THE TOP...




4) CUM LIKE A CUNT !!!



WOOT WOOT ! Better than a WOMAN !

& you dont even need to buy it dinner !



BAD LUCK USA !!!


COCK ROACHES FTW!!!

Now U know know why they are called COCKRoaches !



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