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Back many years ago when I was just a kid, I lived on the same block as Paul MarkhAm.
Paul's son Bobby and I used to be in the same class. One day the teacher said that we ended up with some spare time and that if anyone had a question that she hadn't covered yet that she had time now to answer it. Well, Bobby raised his hand and the teacher asked him what his question was.
Bobby said, "well teach, I've been hearing a lot about a thing called a penis lately, so my question is, what is a penis?".
The teacher turned all red and said, "Bobby, that is a question that you should probably ask your Dad." Bobby said ok and then the bell rang and we headed for home.
That night, Bobby asked his dad, "Dad, I've been hearing a lot lately about a thing called a penis. So, what is a penis."
Paul looked at his son proudly and said, "well, that's a great question Bobby and I have the answer for you." He then proceeded to unzip his trousers and pulled his dick out. He pointed to it and said "Bobby, this is a penis, and furthermore, this is a perfect penis." Bobby replied, oh, ok. Thanks Dad."
The next day I saw Bobby on the way to school so I asked him, "hey Bobby, did you find out what a penis is?" and Bobby replied, "Oh yeah". He then unzipped his pants, pulled his dick out and said "This is a penis and furthermore if it was about 2 inches shorter it would be a perfect penis".
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