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There are three guys walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer , and a Torontonian. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out, "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes" says the genie.
So the Newfie says "I am a fisherman by', me dad's a fisherman, and his dad was a fisherman, and me by will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish". 'POOF' the oceans were full of fish.
The Quebecer was amazed, he said "I want a wall around da province of Quebec, so noting or no henglish people will get in". 'POOF' there was a wall around Quebec.
The guy from Toronto says "Tell me more about this wall."
The genie says "Well its about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out".
So the Torontian says "Fill it up with water".
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