Originally Posted by kane

Last week the mail delivery lady had a package for me to sign for. Normally she comes between 11am-noon. It was about 3:30pm. She told me she was sorry for being so late, she had so much political mail that it added 4 hours per day to her route and I don't live in a battleground state.

If you live in Ohio or Florida you probably get your own persona representative from each party to make you breakfast and shake your dick off after a piss.