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Originally Posted by HelmutKohl
I wish you could vote for me, Mark ;-)
Truly yours, Mitt.
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I'd vote for you but the cost would outweigh the benefit. If a 'publican got in they would repress porn, and porn sales would go up. Then the economy will tank and more people will turn to vices such as Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs and porn, and sales would go up again. But the eventually the true cost of everything would hit and we'd lose it all.
Better to vote Obama and increase sales because people are happier, healthier, and gosh-darn it - they just want a little porn.