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Old 11-07-2012, 11:39 AM  
madm1k3
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How to lose an election GOP style

High Unemployment, Massive Debt, Majority of Country thinks its on the wrong track,

No Problem... here is some sure fire ways to blow what should have been an easy victory

1. Talk about rape, and make sure you make clear that rape victims have to keep thier babies

2. Talk about Benghazi, even when people clearly don't care just keep hammering on it

3. Make Arizona the model of your immigration policy

4. Talk about principles not specifics

5. Go after birth control / planned parenthood - because sex is for pro creation

6. Do not release tax returns

7. Have Donald Trump not only fund raise but be an active supporter

and if all of this somehow doesn't get you to 203 electoral votes then drop this gem:

* Have someone record a private fundraiser where you bash half the country. Make sure you get across that not only are you a douche bag but if elected you would only care about the other half

and there you go, a sure fire loss!
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