Never talk while preparing a meal - far too frikken dangerous....
Was chopping up some onions, something I must have done a thousand times before. Dice them nice and small to throw in a sauce for some muscles....
But daughter blabbing away, me not paying attention and *chop* ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk
Blood everywhere, me screaming like a big girl....
After 2 hours, it finally stopped bleeding (well, it stopped bleeding after 10 mins of putting a bandange on it, but then taking it off to wash/clean the wound opened it back up like a bitch).
Anyway, throbbing stopped and finally the bleeding and so was able to grab a picture. In the end, doesn't look too bad, but shit it hurts still.
Screw this cooking lark - leave it to the professionals I say.
Touch typing is now rather fun with a bell end of a thumb wrapped in bandage
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