Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I am laughing pretty hard. Then I literally tripped on my own dick. No fucking shit, man. Smack dab on my chin I fell to the floor. Cold cocked myself the fuck out. Woke up my own dick was in my mouth. Well, close anyways. Fucking what a way to wake up, right? Fuck me. (again, almost, I didn't actually suck my own dick)(yet!)