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Old 12-01-2012, 03:02 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Seriously... I nearly Died last week...

Cue lots of comments along the lines of 'Good' - 'Serves you right you fat fuck' - and stuff, but I'm being honest, and thought I'd share...


I was at a restaurant, eating steak...

As I was chewing, the piece of steak split in half, like a hinge, and the lower part dropped into my throat. It was to big to swallow, cause it was still attached to the other bit...

So... I couldn't breath, & I started to choke

I panicked, but managed to spit it out, into a napkin, but I also puked as well, all over the table...

Other diners, at first, looked on with disgust, but afterwards, from my blue complexion, and bulging eyes, I think they realised I couldn't help it...

I couldnt finish my meal, and had to leave - Really emabarressing - AND VERY SCARY...

Have YOU ever 'chocked' in public?

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