So, in 2 weeks it all comes down. Armagedden, the Apocalypse, The Horsemen, Revelations, etal.
If you are not prepared to spend eternity in Heaven then you will surely be condemned to Hell.
YES HELL. H..E..Double Tooth Picks...HELL. Fire, Brimstone, Pain, Eternal Horror and Damnation.
BUT it does not have to be that way. Nay I say, Nay, you can get into Heaven if you want but there are certain things you must do first.
First,
you need to accept Jesus Christ as your one and only saviour. As I understand it, that is probably the most imporrtant piece of this thing. You not only have to say that you accept him, you must actually BELIEVE that he will indeed save you from the eternal damnation that awaits you.
Secondly,
You must be POOR. You can't have any money or eartly possessions, no cars, no houses, no bicycles, no ipads, nothing. Jesus said himself:
"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24).
This is where I come in. I can help save you.
I am going to Hell. I know it, everyone that knows me knows it, Jesus knows it and God knows it. Satan has my room all ready and there is a welcoming feast scheduled for the evening of December 21, all just for me. There is no hope for me. Jesus would laugh at any entreaties that I offered him. I am resigned to this fact and have accepted it totally.
So, since I already have my reservations for eternal damnation, there is no reason for both of us to suffer. You need to get rid of all your earthly possessions. Nobody else wants them because they will hinder their journey to tranquility. So, what can you do?
You can send them to me. I am going to Hell anyway and whether I go with what I have or with a few billion more does not matter. The amount of wealth I have does not change my fate in the least but it can greatly affect your fate.
So, what you NEED to do RIGHT NOW, THIS VERY MINUTE, is to send everything you have to my paypal at [email protected].
DO NOT WAIT !!
JESUS IS WATCHING EVERY THING YOU DO (Yeah, he is kind of like Santa Claus in a non-merry way) AND
IF HE SEES YOU HESITATE THEN HE WILL KNOW THAT YOU HAVE DOUBTS. YOU MUST NOT DOUBT, YOU MUST BELIEVE!!
So, get up off of your ass NOW. Move everything you have into your paypal and send it to me today !!!!
You wil be rewarded!
I promise.
Guaranfuckingteed.
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