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Best Reason To read AVN: Nate Glass
Fuck Up of the Year: Mister Marcus (faking his STD tests)
Runner Up Fuck Up of the Year: Fabian Thylmann (Not paying his taxes, picking James lee to head up the Anti Condom thing)
(this is a tough category because there are SO many fuck ups in porn these days, so to stand out out you have to be a really adept fuck up)
Best Actress: Diane Duke, for acting like she gives a rats ass about anything but money.
Best Actor: Steven St Croix, for acting like he has a clue what the hell he is talking about.
Porns Hero of the Year: Adult King he single handedly took down dozens of file sharing sites by attacking their payment processors.
Lowest porn Chick Scam: Raven Alexis faking cancer.
Empty Threat of the Year: Porners threatening to leave Porn Valley if the condom law passes
the Sympathy Fuck Award: Goes to AVN for inducting Kandi Barbour into the Hall of fame. She was found dead this year after being homeless and living on the street. ya boy, porn sure takes care of its own?.We will put ya in the Hall of Fame if you die homeless but till then we don?t give a rats ass.
The Kaiser Soze Award: Goes to Vasilis hahahahahaha whose name appears associated with dozens of porn outfits (mostly piracy sites) and was once affiliated with AVN, who has since cut ties with him, whomever he may be.
When you lay down with dogs you get fleas award: Jules Jordan, seeking in excess of $5 million in damages, Jules Jordan Video Inc. claims Manwin and its former general manager conspired to steal its distribution business by lifting proprietary information, destroying data and poaching key staff. (You could also call this the poetic justice award.
Best Seminar at a trade show: The Pornhub Seminar at Xbiz Summer (ya had to be there)
Best Stalker : Michael Whiteacre stalking Shelly Lubben?Get her a strap on and spring for a hotel room already Uncle Peg.
Best New Starlet Leaves Porn Award: Remy La Croix. Nobody knows why for sure but insiders say it was rampant STDs
Best porn Chick to grace a hulu hoop award: Remy LaCroix
Funniest Agent: Derek Hay?who knew the guy porners call Lord Vader has the sense of humor to demand Stuart Wall do a Parody of the Grinch that stole Christmas and cast himself as the Grinch and Lia Lor as Cindy Lou Who
The AIM Award: APHSS (Im sure you can figure it out)
Dumbest Statement of the year: Diane Duke announcing that the FSC had obtained a ?vaccine for Syphilis?
Best Blog entry by a porn chick: Kristina Rose for her blog on why she doesn?t date porn guys
Porns best Publicist: Every year Adella wins (deservedly so) so this year Im going with Brian Gross just to be different
Porns attenetion whore of the year: Steve Hirsch, no explanation needed.
Mister Ed begat Francis the talking Mule Award: Alia Janine
Scam of the year The Performer Subsidy Fund?.50K a month since August?and who got paid? ? ? ? Anyone?
Best Way to Improve your girlfriends self esteem: offer her up to be sodomized by STD infected former wards of the California Penal system (or so says this obviously flawed study)
My Quote of the year: After President Obama won re-election ?I?m going to get drunk and watch ?Blazing Saddles? ?
Hope You all have the happiest of holidays