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Originally Posted by Killswitch
I haven't gotten an email from our friend PenisFlogger in a long time, do you think he gave up, or even worse... An hero'd? I'm worried about the Beaver.
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Rather than worry about PenisFlogger over the Internet, you should book a ticket to his third-world shit hole and fly there post-haste. Upon arrival, you should ask him to give his honest evaluation of your penis, and take things from there.
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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER
Is it true that the moon is made of cheese?
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Absolutely not. The moon has been proven to be a reflection of the sun's light, similar to how a flashlight would reflect on a pane of window glass. Any suggestion that a large rock actually hangs above the planet Earth would be laughed at by a serious scientist, who would simply point out that no string has yet been found which would hold the "moon" to the planet.
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Originally Posted by TheSquealer
Why do you believe you are so insecure that you feel the need to attempt to seek validation in creating threads on a forum where you've where you've positioned yourself as the expert and where any response or question by another is an inadvertent and tacit admission of not being an expert as well as everything else that's implied (i.e. having far less value than yourself, being less capable, being less intelligent, being less business savvy etc)?
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I believe you should use more of your time to formulate questions of this nature, which make you seem incredibly intelligent. Perhaps you would also consider writing a brief eBook on the topic.
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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil
I wanna be just like Edgeprod...how does one go about this to become just like you?
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The first and more important factor is to neglect personal hygiene. You should also stop lifting weights, and work on avoiding the sun. Once this process has been completed, you should close your head in a door repeatedly until you can do little more than stare at a monitor and drool.
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Originally Posted by TheSquealer
Followup question..
Why is it that the self proclaimed great designers and programmers are the ones that most often have "openings in their schedule and are looking to take on new clients" when those who are widely agreed to be good, never talk about their programming or design work and are constantly overloaded with work?
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Probably because GFY trolls neglect to realize that posting for new clients once every few years isn't "often," and being exclusive to one client for many years while turning down new work often leads to fewer inquiries, unless new clients know you are available.
Will this be a chapter in your eBook?