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Originally Posted by 24/7 Blogging Crew
How do you fuck a fat bitch that wants to be on top?
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Affix razorblades to her fat rolls, so that as she crushes you, she will also open small wounds. This blood can then trickle down to your crotch, providing further lubrication.
Protip: your broken ribs may enable you to self-fellate in the future.
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Originally Posted by Farang
Share some good productivity tips, thanks.
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To eliminate distractions, you should unplug your computer and monitor. This will increase your productivity ten-fold.