Originally Posted by GrantMercury

Sorry dude, that's a huge violation of patient rights.

I'm surprised there are doubters - then again, people who have never worked in the field can't imagine the shit that goes down.

Other 100% real things I've seen:

A blind, mentally retarded man grab a chunk of dookie off a bathroom floor and stuff it in his mouth like a Tootsie Roll.

A down syndrome woman with pica eat a small, warm chunk of fresh vomit sprayed across a living room rug by a nauseous housemate.

An old, blind, mostly crippled, retarded man with a scrotum so long & saggy that it would dangle into the water every time he sat on the toilet - which then made him convinced he'd wet his pants after standing and pulling up his pants - and so he'd demand to change his clothes. Every fucking day.

Actually I kind of get why there are doubters. Until you work with people with mental retardation and/or acquired brain injuries, it's hard to imagine how fucked up some people are. It's sad.