Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

yep, they'll only realize this when the music changes and it's their turn on the pole.

Anyway, kids these days are just rude. I am in a Costco type store and see one of those ladies serving sample foods. Never usually interested but this time it looked like nice smoked salmon. The lady was packing up as there were 2 samples left as this fat kid maybe 13 sees me reaching for it. He cuts right in-front of me and grabs the bigger one and then stands right in front of me.

I take the other sample and say to the kid, does yours have this black shit on it? He looks down at his as I then slap it out of his hands on the floor. I then yelled, you do NOT touch strangers in their private parts! Security! - he ran off.