Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I fancy having a free holiday, at the tax payers expense, in one of the UK 'Holiday Camp' jails...

You know, 3 Hots and a cot, TV - XBOX etc etc... For about 6 months - With no bills to pay, and no real responsibilities either......

Point is though, I dont wanna really hurt anyone else, or cause pain or suffering on another...

Just thought 6 months free bed and board may be fun... So what crime should I commit?

Thanks in advance